10 months

and my parents moved me to portland, oregon.

i like it here. i think it suits me quite nicely!

grandma is coming to visit soon!

i am a big boy now!

i am a big boy now! i can stand up with help, eat solid food and go big boy potty. ++ i can say blah blah blah dadadada. mama and daddy made me take a pic with a hippie that does not like george w. bush. my shirt says, "bush makes me cry". too bad mama and daddy don't know that i am secretly republican like grandpa oscar. i am currently reading ronnie reagan's bio. that nancy is a looker.

teething

nobody told me about this thing they call "teething". i have been drooling like crazy and biting everything that i can put in my mouth. today i tried to eat my sesame street walker/entertainment center. last night i tried to eat my dad's hand. mama's nose was okay for biting, although i found it a bit too pointy. i cannot wait for this to pass. it hurts and i have nothing to show for the pain as of yet.

john lennon

i do look like john lennon don't i????

hugh hefner

i caught my mom watching a very trashy show about playboy bunnies living at some crazy mansion with an old dude that wears a robe.... come to think of it daddy watches it too. as i just said, the old dude wears a robe all the time. then it came to me.... so do I! he likes girls... so do I! i like cars and girls.. i have a onesie that says so. life is grand!!!

bradley class reunion

mama and daddy took me to their bradley method class reunion. all the babies from the class have been born. i was second to last, so i was the smallest one there. i snuck away and ate cake. ssshhh, don't tell!

Things....

This week I slept.... ate and went big potty and little potty. I also stuck out my tongue. Oh, and I went to the pediatrician and got weighed. I am now 8 1/2 lbs. This is what my chin looks like...

I am currently listening to Madonna's "Vogue"... Do you think I will be a hit on the runway? Are these moves runway worthy? I AM America's Next Top Model.

Rubadubdub

Mama gave me a bath. I loved it. I acted like I didn't though. It was really fun and cozy! She also cut my fingernails.... and it was most unpleasant. She cut me in fact. I will forgive her in time. Her sister Rebecca cut my nails a couple of weeks ago. She cut me too. Come to think of it daddy tried his hand at it last night and he cut me also. Maybe I will just let them grow out like Howard Hughes. It could save us all a lot of heartache.

Gangs are Bad....

I was watching TV when mama and daddy were sleeping. The people on the news were talking about something called "gangs". They are bad... I think they do bad things. Plus they make funny signs with their hands. Kind of like what I am doing in the picture. I don't ever want to be in a gang.

Sssh... don't tell

Mama and Daddy have no idea I am on the computer. They think I am asleep. I am infact on line chatting with my girlfriend. We met in the hospital.

Samuel Willis Arslanian... a Love Story

It all started when my parents Sarah and Aram got married last April 23, 2006. How they love each other! They tell me that I came from love and that love is what makes the world a better place. Mama started feeling funny a couple of months after they got married. She thought maybe she could be pregnant (with me!). She went to the Doctor and they confirmed that I was growing inside of her. This is what I looked like at 5 weeks: